Puppy Pregnancy Syndrome Could Win Ya Some Tapes
12.11.13 by Mike Haley

Puppy Pregnancy Syndrome is a psychosomatic illness in humans brought on by mass hysteria. People suffering from this condition believe that shortly after being bitten by a dog, puppies are conceived within their abdomen. This is said to be especially likely if the dog is sexually excited at the time of the attack. Victims are said to bark like dogs, and have reported being able to see the puppies inside them when looking at water, or hear them growing in their abdomen. It is believed that the victims will eventually die – especially men, who will give birth to their puppies through the penis.

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