Tabs Out Cassette Podcast | June Duo From Eiderdown

June Duo From Eiderdown 
6.17.14 by Mike Haley

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These two cassette dropped out of the Eiderdown womb a couple of weeks ago but are just now being funneled by my pinnae, a two week delay I would rather not have occurred. Because hot damn, they are both serious sense-massages. Standard output for Eiderdown, the Seattle based bringers of excitement, who have proved themselves time after time to be a proverbial Midas of magnetic tape. Dig into their back catalog for confirmation.

“Distant Realities” by New Forest streams a coarse procession of dismal beauty for 40 minutes. Gently growing through a demonstration of delicacy and corrosion. Half High’s “Calling Nina” is a C30 in obvious running for multiple ‘best of’ lists. This shit is bonkers on multiple levels. The demanding synths, high pursuit rhythms, and nutso details of the recording sesh itself will shove those goosebumps to the outer crust of your skin. (details in the label write up below w/ full streams)

The sci-fi/comic book artwork was once again penned out by Max Clotfelter, who nails it every time. Again, dig into Eiderdown’s back catalog for confirmation. Two color silk screening on light blue stock of pod plants in a lantern room and a blindfolded glop monster slave with his dangle flowing in the breeze. Sound weird? It should. Because it looks even weirder. Professional dubbies, imprinted on both sides, edition of 100. Shall we partake?

“Over at least a decade, Levi Berner has assumed many musical disguises as he haunts the hills of the Pacific Northwest. Algiers, Vexations, and Diseased Visions are but just a few of his recording names visible just above the waterline. His latest nom de guerre, NEW FOREST, sees Berner embracing his ongoing pursuit of the beauty in decay but also heads into more subtle textural arenas. Waves of granular hiss purr around your body as your senses adjust to new unnatural surroundings. When you recalibrate, a new field of sound wraps around your legs, pulling you further into the static bog. Its comforting and suffocating at the same time, a sound of both alien flora and psycho-topographic maps of the caves in the minds eye. Get lost.”

Lucy Cliche and Matthew Hopkins are denizens of Sydney, Australia, formerly of Naked On The Vague, the Bowles, Knitted Abyss, and a kitchens sink worth of other tantalizing musical endeavors. As HALF HIGH, the two have taken everything they know about creep mood and midnight tones and used that arcane knowledge to open an audio gateway into ghostly realms.
“Calling Nina” was recorded live in a performance space where the paranormal branch of the Australian Secret Service had once conducted seances to contact the spirit of a Russian psychic (Nina Kulagina). Twelve mysterious deaths later, the agents declared the space haunted and gave up the ghost.
This live recording of HALF HIGH was their attempt to not only perhaps establish contact but also to generate a collaboration with the spectral energy of the room. The results are powerful. Synths toll as weary bells, disembodied voices beckon from the the corners of the room, and a vague sense of unease and revelation hangs in every second of this recording. Listen up: the sounds of “Calling Nina” are still echoing down the halls of the afterlife as we speak.

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Don’t be a dumb bell. Nobody likes a dumb bell. Go grip these up NOW through the Bandcamp linkage above.

doestheworld_thumb6.16.14: Does The World Still Need Cassette Tapes Humans?

People wonder why cassettes are so popular if they’re obsolete. But what about humans? Oreo C. Collins advises that you should upgrade from the inferior format of humans immediately. [Check It Out]

Tabs Out Cassette Podcast | Does The World Still Need Humans?

Does The World Still Need Cassette Tapes Humans?
6.16.14 by Oreo C. Collins

With all this talk about Cassette Store Day and Limp Bizkit’s new album, a lot of people are wondering why cassettes are so popular if they’re obsolete.

But have you thought about humans? Sure, cassette technology is the same as it was 30 years ago, while more portable, more durable, and all around better mediums have sprouted. You may be baffled about why cassettes are suddenly all the rage with hipsters and hoarders. But have you thought about those hipsters and hoarders themselves? They are humans, which haven’t changed a bit since they were created almost 10,000 years ago!

It’s important to differentiate between random humans that litter the Earth and the ones close to you. Maybe you don’t want to get rid of family, friends, or the kid next door who always sets up your new computer in exchange for a pack of cigarettes. You can use these humans for things that are useful to you, like tax write-offs or human affection.

The question isn’t “is there a future for cassettes“, but rather is there a future for humans (yes, to a point) but if there should be a future for humans (no, there shouldn’t be, sheesh).

Oreo C. Collins advises that you should upgrade from the inferior format of humans immediately, and here are some reasons why.

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Tapes don’t even rely on a welfare state when they get old.

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It ends up that tapes aren’t the only thing that melt in a hot vehicle.

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Sure, cassettes are made out of thin plastic, but humans are made out of fragile emotions.

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 No matter how they’re organized, there are just too many humans.

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Like really, have you tried listening to a person recently? It’s worse than Obama’s demilitarization strategy in Iraq.

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And you don’t even have to change a tape’s diaper!

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What are hipsters going to like next? Ronald Reagan? Probably not, but maybe!

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Next!

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Ditch the pinstripes and get with 2014! They probably call women “dames.”

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At least you can hold a cassette at night.

 

6.15.14: For Evil Fruit
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FEF25: Wreck of the Hesperus “Long Streak of Misery” C60
FEF26: The Fathers s/t C20
FEF27: González & Steenkiste “Dimly Lit” C42