Tabs Out

Now Serving Snow Broth
6.5.14 by Mike Haley

From All In The Family came The Jeffersons. Happy Days begat Mork And Mindy. Now Rotifer Cassettes is getting into the spin off game with their latest endeavor Snow Broth. Described as “a big puddle of art, music, and the written word”, Snow Broth launched with two cassette releases and a grip of kaleidoscopicly appetizing prints for sale.

The cassettes, both pro-dubbed and editions of 100, are breezy, outsider-vacation soundtracks by Low-Key and Euglossine. Available for a $7 grip, complete with digital download access through unique codes. The Low-Key (aka: L.A.’s Mychal Alva) jam is a C20 titled “Soft”. Tristan Whitehill’s Euglossine release is a 50 minute long-player called “Tropical Popsicle”. So juicy. Dig into some samples……. Here! Go!

Over in the Broth’s Art Shop you’ll find a bunch of limited, yumyum-based, brain melter collage prints by Juli Toro. Nutty amalgams of flowers and foodstuffs in smallish editions, available in the $15 zone, with names like Shramp, Puddin’, and Ham Stack. Cue the image in your head of Homer Simpsons drooling and saying “Mmmmmmm. Haaaam Staaacks”. Suitable for framing/eating.

Head on over to Snow Broth’s home on the net to dig into the newness and keep track of future activity.

Are You One Of God’s Powers?
6.3.14 by Tabs Out

Calling all weirdos. We’re putting together a cassette compilation to be released as part of our Subscription Series based on that crazy ass picture right above this text. Ya see it? Of course you do. How the fuck could you miss it?? The name of the compilation will be GOD’S POWER and we want everyone to submit a track. Here is all you gotta do.

1. Pick a name for your project/band/whatever from the list on that sign.

• Gonorrhea
• Strong Penis
• Bilhazia
• Piles
• Typhoid
• Diabeties
• Stroke
• Waist Pain
• White Hernia
• Headache
• Malaria
• Night Witches
• Smelling Mouth
• Opposite Electrician

2. Create any sort of track your heart (or strong penis, or smelling mouth) desires. There are no restrictions on styles, lengths, file formats, etc… You can do ANYTHING you want. This isn’t exactly the most intellectual of endeavors, so get as fucking weird as ya’d like to get.

3. Give the track a title and email it to us (contact@s935781125.onlinehome.us)

That’s it. You’re done! After we get tracks for every name listed the Tabs Out team will sort through them and pick our favorite for each one, and that will be the final comp. There is no deadline or limit on how many tracks you can submit. Send in 5 for White Hernia. Send in 2 for Waist Pain and 4 for Malaria. Fuck, send in a track for each name. It doesn’t matter. This is a chill undertaking and will hopefully be pretty fun for all involved.

Everyone who ends up on the cassette will get a copy, along with all the currently enrolled Chrome Donators at the time of it’s release. Go!