Tabs Out Cassette Podcast | Introducing The Tabs Out Cassette Hotline

Introducing The Tabs Out Cassette Hotline
7.1.14 by Tabs Out

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We at Tabs Out know this whole internet thing is a total fad. You may be getting your LinkedIn invites and Nigerian Prince communiqué through email today, but the wave of communication we’ll be riding into the future is the telephone call. That is why we are launching the Tabs Out Cassette Hotline. A 24 hours a day / 7 days a week service where you can give us a call with all of your cassette-related concerns and questions. Can’t figure out which side is the A side? CALL US! Neighbor’s dog eat your tapes? CALL US! Involved in a car accident (in a vehicle that has a tape deck)? Call 911, but  first CALL US! Our operators are probably not standing by, but you can always leave a message and we’ll address your issue on a future episode.

“What’s the number” you ask?

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“Say it again?!”

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“One more time!!!!”

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“You couldn’t get 420-TABS-OUT???”

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Tabs Out Cassette Podcast | Get Chill With Warm Gospel

Get Chill With Warm Gospel
6.23.14 by Mike Haley

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Labels in the Cassetaverse® pop up like Panera joints in shopping centers, every day a new one opening it’s doors to serve up steaming bowls of Low-Fat Cream of Magnetic Tape. Even with the massive amount of tasty jams that show up at Tabs Out HQ, it’s impossible to know all that is out there. Case in point: Warm Gospel Tapes. This Iowa-by-way-of-Portland imprint has been doing their own unique thing for around three years now, totes unbeknownst to me. That all changed when a bread bowl filled with some of their latest high-quality ingredients found it’s way into my mitts.

My assumption that Warm Gospel was one of them newfangled labels hooking up their first batch was pretty much shot when I noticed the catalog numbers of the six cassettes, 25 – 30. Text from a typewriter was used on the spine, shell sticker, and for the inside liner notes on all the Jcards. And being a sucker for such thing I tossed one of em in the deck for a listen. That one being the dugoutcanoe / Juxwl split C42. The two artists, both also from Iowa, poured an awesome scattering of frantic, mangled, twitchy electronics. Not sure what got played next, but I definitely went through a sesh of the entire bundle. A pleasurable zone indeed. The healing properties of second-hand loops from Kamrar. Groovy head scratching/nodding samples and beats on Skyscraper’s “K & L”. More eccentric cut up’s on “Townie” by DJ DJ TANNER. Tireless sax ripping from Curt Oren. And an array of deep level experimentation on the “Moon Moan Hymnal” C22 by SEEZUREFACE. The entire batch ripped, but I still had no clue who was presenting me with such delights. Like the intrigued boy detective I am, I took to the internet to achieve a higher level of W.G.K. (Warm Gospel Knowledge).

The discography had some names I was familiar with (ie: loads of DJ DJ TANNER, Lockbox, and Moultrigger) and a few to be discovered. So skipping through their Bandcamp I went. Twas pleasurable zone II. To gain access to the next W.G.K. level I emailed Mr Trey Reis, head of operations, with a few quick questions.

You release a good deal of DJ DJ TANNER material. I was assuming that may be you??
I put out my solo material as Skyscraper. DJ DJ TANNER is a friend of mine who deserves some credit for finding great musicians who might potentially be interested in doing a tape for the label. He and I are the ones who do the Kamrar stuff.

What is the experimental scene like in Iowa? Are there many other noise/weirdo projects/bands, cassette labels, or gigs out there?
Iowa is interesting. Some of the best/strangest/most interesting things I have ever seen are from Iowa or surrounding states of the Midwest. I’m not sure what it is about the Heartland that draws it out of people. There is this tendency to think that the best music in the US comes from the coasts, which is kind of true, but I think that experimental music rarely ever draws much attention and it is incredibly difficult to see any kind of success crafting those kinds of sounds

On the coast, there are a lot of people willing to check out your music, so it is easier to garner attention for what you are doing if it is something more approachable, which experimental music historically isn’t. The thing about Iowa is that there just aren’t very many people here interested in much music outside of what you might hear on the radio. I know a lot of people making pop or electronic music that would sell out shows in some venues on the coasts, and I watch them play it to crowds of 10 or 20 people here in Iowa.

That being the case, there is basically no hope for drawing people to these noise shows, which is absolutely fine with us. Our audience is comprised almost entirely of other experimental musicians, which gives us the leeway to do whatever the fuck we want musically/visually/conceptually/etc.etc.etc. It’s like a marketplace of ideas with tapes as currency, and every show is entirely unique.

The biggest example of this is the Zeitgeist festival that my brother (who does music as Juxwl) puts on every year. It’s just this huge day of experimental and electronic music from the area and it continually rules every time he does it. The most recent featured Katrina Stonehart, which is the project of Drew Gibson who runs the Solid Melts label, and then this legendary Minneapolis noise band Cock ESP headlined the whole thing. We were all so stoked on that, and they just kind of emailed me about it out of the blue. They played all of twelve minutes or so and really blew everyone away. We’re going to try and continue to pull bigger acts for future festivals. I’ve got some names in mind that I think we could realistically pull as Zeitgeist continues to grow.

Regarding other labels and projects, there is a group on the eastern border of the state, specifically around the Dubuque area that rules. I guess if I had to pick a kind of landmark for it, I would point out Bob Bucko Jr. and his Personal Archives label. That dude is the most prolific experimental musician making music right now, and he’s incredibly supportive and always doing collaborations. Boar is another dude from that area, and I honestly believe that project is the best harsh noise project currently active.

Chuck Hoffman and his Centipede Farm label from Des Moines have also been a huge inspiration for me. That guy has his head in a whole different level of experimental music, and he’s always putting out tapes or otherwise supporting and promoting amazing music that I have never even heard of. He also makes music as Distant Trains, which just takes each tape in an entirely different direction.

Further proof of the reach those guys have and their belief in collaboration can be found by looking at the releases from both the Personal Archives and Centipede Farm labels, as well as my list of Warm Gospel releases. So much overlap in so many different ways. Even just doing split tapes with artists I would have otherwise never thought to combine on one tape.

Do you focus on releasing mostly local stuff?
I have done a lot of local releases so far. This is primarily because I found there to be a large number of local electronic and experimental bands to be generally under-represented, especially within the medium of cassette tapes. I’ve also done a few tapes from some Michigan artists and there’s a Lockbox tape in there, and that kid is from Colorado and makes music that is the physical embodiment of the Internet, I think. He just had a tape come out on Hausu Mountain. He deserves all the attention he’s received for what he’s doing.

I’m hoping to branch out with the next batch and get some things from further out. That DJ DJ TANNER dude and I have been in contact with some 404 beat artists from other countries that we are hoping to lock in for a batch release sometime at the end of summer. We’ve both been really obsessed with the glitchy/repurposed nature of that kind of music. It’s present in the samples we both use, and even seems to manifest itself physically sometimes with the label, like when I’m digging cardboard boxes out of the trash at work to cut up and send tapes out in, or finding interesting scraps of paper to send out with the tapes. Sometimes when I’m sending out tapes, it kind of feels like I’ve stuffed an unglued collage into the envelope for the person to receive.

Do you use an actual type writer, as opposed to a font, for your artwork?
Yeah. Just this crappy old Sears typewriter I found at a thrift store. It came in a case with 6 or 7 extra ink ribbons, so I’m planning on getting a lot of mileage out of this thing. I really like the faded look of the typewriter font and how parts of some letters are almost entirely lost. I really love that worn look, which is represented in a lot of the cover art as well, which tend to be repurposed, old photographs of one kind or another. But originally I just liked using the typewriter for adding letters and words over physical collages I was making, which is otherwise not possible without scanning it into a computer.

Got anything planned for future releases?
Too much stuff is in talks and not necessarily confirmed yet, so I don’t want to mention any of that, but I may do a mid-summer batch with some Skyscraper beat stuff and probably another DJ DJ TANNER tape, as that dude has something like 12 hours of material yet to be relea$ed. Also, this collaboration with this guy Dave who does Moulttrigger. The project is called Fornjot and he just sent me the files for it, and that tape is going to rule when it comes out. Hopefully I can get all of that in the works soon. The Sony duplicator I used for the first 30 releases finally quit on me, so I bought this Kenwood duplicator and it kind of already sucks, but I’m figuring out the adjustments for it and getting it to work after a few weeks of dubbing and re-dubbing stuff. But just before I sat down to answer these questions, I got an email back from a dude on craigslist about buying a nice Sony duplicator that is one model newer than my previous one, and I think I’m scoring it for $20, so that’s awesome, because doing this stuff isn’t cheap and the god damn post office just upped their rates by another quarter, which seems to have become a yearly thing. Fuckers.

 

Tabs Out Cassette Podcast | June Duo From Eiderdown

June Duo From Eiderdown 
6.17.14 by Mike Haley

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These two cassette dropped out of the Eiderdown womb a couple of weeks ago but are just now being funneled by my pinnae, a two week delay I would rather not have occurred. Because hot damn, they are both serious sense-massages. Standard output for Eiderdown, the Seattle based bringers of excitement, who have proved themselves time after time to be a proverbial Midas of magnetic tape. Dig into their back catalog for confirmation.

“Distant Realities” by New Forest streams a coarse procession of dismal beauty for 40 minutes. Gently growing through a demonstration of delicacy and corrosion. Half High’s “Calling Nina” is a C30 in obvious running for multiple ‘best of’ lists. This shit is bonkers on multiple levels. The demanding synths, high pursuit rhythms, and nutso details of the recording sesh itself will shove those goosebumps to the outer crust of your skin. (details in the label write up below w/ full streams)

The sci-fi/comic book artwork was once again penned out by Max Clotfelter, who nails it every time. Again, dig into Eiderdown’s back catalog for confirmation. Two color silk screening on light blue stock of pod plants in a lantern room and a blindfolded glop monster slave with his dangle flowing in the breeze. Sound weird? It should. Because it looks even weirder. Professional dubbies, imprinted on both sides, edition of 100. Shall we partake?

“Over at least a decade, Levi Berner has assumed many musical disguises as he haunts the hills of the Pacific Northwest. Algiers, Vexations, and Diseased Visions are but just a few of his recording names visible just above the waterline. His latest nom de guerre, NEW FOREST, sees Berner embracing his ongoing pursuit of the beauty in decay but also heads into more subtle textural arenas. Waves of granular hiss purr around your body as your senses adjust to new unnatural surroundings. When you recalibrate, a new field of sound wraps around your legs, pulling you further into the static bog. Its comforting and suffocating at the same time, a sound of both alien flora and psycho-topographic maps of the caves in the minds eye. Get lost.”

Lucy Cliche and Matthew Hopkins are denizens of Sydney, Australia, formerly of Naked On The Vague, the Bowles, Knitted Abyss, and a kitchens sink worth of other tantalizing musical endeavors. As HALF HIGH, the two have taken everything they know about creep mood and midnight tones and used that arcane knowledge to open an audio gateway into ghostly realms.
“Calling Nina” was recorded live in a performance space where the paranormal branch of the Australian Secret Service had once conducted seances to contact the spirit of a Russian psychic (Nina Kulagina). Twelve mysterious deaths later, the agents declared the space haunted and gave up the ghost.
This live recording of HALF HIGH was their attempt to not only perhaps establish contact but also to generate a collaboration with the spectral energy of the room. The results are powerful. Synths toll as weary bells, disembodied voices beckon from the the corners of the room, and a vague sense of unease and revelation hangs in every second of this recording. Listen up: the sounds of “Calling Nina” are still echoing down the halls of the afterlife as we speak.

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Don’t be a dumb bell. Nobody likes a dumb bell. Go grip these up NOW through the Bandcamp linkage above.

Tabs Out Cassette Podcast | Does The World Still Need Humans?

Does The World Still Need Cassette Tapes Humans?
6.16.14 by Oreo C. Collins

With all this talk about Cassette Store Day and Limp Bizkit’s new album, a lot of people are wondering why cassettes are so popular if they’re obsolete.

But have you thought about humans? Sure, cassette technology is the same as it was 30 years ago, while more portable, more durable, and all around better mediums have sprouted. You may be baffled about why cassettes are suddenly all the rage with hipsters and hoarders. But have you thought about those hipsters and hoarders themselves? They are humans, which haven’t changed a bit since they were created almost 10,000 years ago!

It’s important to differentiate between random humans that litter the Earth and the ones close to you. Maybe you don’t want to get rid of family, friends, or the kid next door who always sets up your new computer in exchange for a pack of cigarettes. You can use these humans for things that are useful to you, like tax write-offs or human affection.

The question isn’t “is there a future for cassettes“, but rather is there a future for humans (yes, to a point) but if there should be a future for humans (no, there shouldn’t be, sheesh).

Oreo C. Collins advises that you should upgrade from the inferior format of humans immediately, and here are some reasons why.

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Tapes don’t even rely on a welfare state when they get old.

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It ends up that tapes aren’t the only thing that melt in a hot vehicle.

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Sure, cassettes are made out of thin plastic, but humans are made out of fragile emotions.

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 No matter how they’re organized, there are just too many humans.

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Like really, have you tried listening to a person recently? It’s worse than Obama’s demilitarization strategy in Iraq.

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And you don’t even have to change a tape’s diaper!

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What are hipsters going to like next? Ronald Reagan? Probably not, but maybe!

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Next!

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Ditch the pinstripes and get with 2014! They probably call women “dames.”

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At least you can hold a cassette at night.

 

Tabs Out Cassette Podcast | Summer Always Summer – Philadelphia Reflections

Summer Always Summer – Philadelphia Reflections
6.13.14 by Jamie Orlando

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Despite not being familiar with any of the three artists, my eyes lit up when I saw that “Hospital Productions Presents: Clay Rendering, Lussuria, Dual Action” was hitting Philly; The half way marker for the two week Summer Always Summer tour that started in Cleveland, shot out east, and wraps up tonight in Kentucky.  Hospital Productions is of course the infamous label run by noise guru Dominick Fernow, known primarily as Prurient. This label literally has hundreds of releases and has been going strong since ‘98, so I have mad respect for them. Tickets were only $10, and the allure of a Hospital Productions merch table featuring obscure, rare, and out-of-print Hospital releases pretty much sealed the deal for me.

On Friday, the 6th of June, 2014, myself and a small posse departed our humble state of Delaware for the city of Brotherly Love, slurped down some ramen at Terakawa Ramen (incredible), and then hit the gig which was at the First Unitarian Church: Side Chapel. For those that haven’t been blessed to see a show in this location, it is pretty much exactly what it sounds like: a gothic-looking church room, adorned with ornate wood, high ceilings, pews, a piano and an upper balcony with a church organ. It’s very small, probably only seating about 50-60, but an extremely intimate and vibey place to see a show.

As soon as doors opened, we went straight to merch to try to scoop up some weird and wacky tapes. There was all kinds of stuff there, including a brand new 6 cassette box set from Vatican Shadow. Only $100. Tempting, but unless you’re a diehard fan, methinks there’s better ways to spend $100. In fact most of the rare stuff was priced accordingly to what you might pay online. $70 for a single cassette? Well, some of us are not made of money, so we went for the cheaper stuff. Snagged some Prurient, Ash Pool, Mitochondrial DNA, Lussuria and a crazy looking double C110 comp entitled “White Eye Of Winter Watching” (this one was only $5, has an amazing lineup, and looks sharp in a double-wide case.)

After merch, we assembled in our pews, and the show started shortly thereafter. Dual Action came out first, treating us to about 5 minutes of suspenseful drones, before dropping some beats on us. Lo-fi, reverb-soaked, industrial beats that is. Dude was up there jamming HARD, and he really captivated the audience. The set was short and simple, under 20 minutes, and left us wanting more.

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Next came Lussuria. His set was a bit darker and was the personal highlight of the show for me. With nothing more than a few pedals, a microphone and a sampler pad, he created rich textures, eerie drones, demented vocals, and some more of those tasty lo-fi, reverb-soaked, industrial beats. I’m sensing a theme here. Again, another short set; less than 20 minutes. He ended the set by leaving stage for about 2 minutes while the samples looped and the reverb decayed, which was a nice touch.

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Finally, Clay Rendering, the headliner, took the stage. The little I know about them is that it is a husband and wife duo of Mike Connelly and Tara Connelly. Mike is mainly known for his work in Wolf Eyes, but has a ton of other projects. This set was quite a bit different in that there were actual songs, with actual lyrics. Mike played guitar and sang, while Tara played the accordion and occasionally a keyboard. Of course, all the instruments were drenched in effects to give it somewhat of a shoegazey aura. The songs were heavy and full of emotion. More lo-fi, reverb-soaked industrial beats as well. For one short interlude, Tara went over to the church piano and played some haunting melodies. I kind of wish she had played that huge church organ. In fact, I wish ANYONE had played that thing. C’mon guys. Talk about a missed opportunity. I digress. So the Clay Rendering set was actually really good. As is the norm for a headliner, they played longer than the openers, though only for about 15 minutes longer, which makes it one of the shortest headlining sets I’ve ever seen. But you know what? Good for them. I am a fan of short sets. And for a $10 show, we still got our money’s worth.

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Being that all 3 sets were so short, we actually got out of there pretty early. Had to use some willpower to walk by the merch table again without getting more swag. The LPs were just begging me to buy them, but I exercised some restraint, and declined. For now. Kudos to all the performers, and for Hospital Productions for putting on a fine show. Hope to hear much more from this label and these artists in the future. In the meantime, please go over to https://hospitalproductions.net and buy some of their stuff. You will not be let down.

Now lets quickly talk about some of the tapes I picked up:

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Lussuria – Immemorial (Hospital Productions) 2014
I was surprised to hear that this sounded a bit different from his live set. Much more atmospheric and ambient. 2 cassettes chock full of haunting drones, packaged in a paper envelope, only available on tour dates. If you can find it, grab it!

Mitochondrial DNA – Powercrash (Hospital Productions) 2012
Super harsh jams between Dominick Fernow and Mike Connelly. C10. Short and tasty.

Ash Pool – Cremation Is Irreversible (Of Crawling Shadows Records) 2012
Awesome black metal. As lo-fi as can be. Not usually my thing, but this brought a huge grin to my face when I turned it on. Clipping guitars, blast beats, thundering vocals, the whole shebang. A nice little short C10. Project between Dominick Fernow and Kris Lapke.

Mitochondrial DNA – Strawberry Sugar Zeros (Hospital Productions) 2012
Another shorty of harsh noisy jams.

Prurient – Time’s Arrow (Hydra Head Records) 2011
This is a pretty mellow one. Minimal, chill, industrial vibes. Occasional samples thrown in. A little crazier and noisier on the B side. Overall, really sick.

Various Artists – White Eye Of Winter Watching (Hospital Productions) 2011
I got this for 5 bucks, and it’s TWO C110s, with a whopping total of 52 tracks, from a whole laundry list of your favorites.

Ash Pool – For Which He Plies The Lash (Hospital Productions) 2010
Another cool black metal album by Ash Pool in similar vein. A little more variety on this one, but still sounds crappy as ever (in a good way). This one is much longer than the aforementioned.

Tabs Out Cassette Podcast | Visit The Crystal World By Way Of Cassette

Visit The Crystal World By Way Of Cassette
6.11.14 by Mike Haley

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Dwellers of the ominous avant-metal underbelly are undoubtedly familiar with Locrian.  André Foisy and Terence Hannum, who together ran the now defunct Land Of Decay imprint, have been forging post-apocalyptic soundtracks under the name for close to ten years.  In 2010 drummer Steven Hess came on board and the band released The Crystal World 2xCD/LP for Utech Records. That drone-laden, bleak metal monument is now getting a double cassette reissue.

The tape version will be limited to 100 copies and is set to come out July 12th. Utech is taking preorders now at $17 a pop. You can also grip it with the double disc, if for some reason you still have a CD player.

“A marked change had come over the forest, as if dusk had begun to fall. Everywhere the glacé sheaths which enveloped the trees and vegetation had become duller and more opaque. The crystal floor underfoot was occluded and gray, turning the needles into spurs of basalt. The brilliant panoply of colored light had gone, and a dim amber glow moved across the trees, shadowing the sequined floor. At the same time it had become considerably colder.

The Crystal World, the third studio album from Locrian, is an epic journey. Titled after JG Ballard’s 1964 novel that tells the story of a physician who specializes in leprosy sent to a remote African outpost to discover a jungle that is slowly crystallizing and encroaching upon everything it touches. Disc one comprises six tracks while disc two consists of one extended piece, Extinction, that picks up on the intensity of disc one and sustains it for close to an hour. On The Crystal World, Terence Hannum, and André Foisy, are joined by Steven Hess (On, Pan American, Ural Umbo) on percussion and electronics. Hess’ contribution pushes Locrian deeper into the abyss of despair rendering a sound that is darker, bleaker, and engulfing than any of the group’s previous releases. Locrian continue the conceptual trajectory of blackened drone that the group initially embarked on during their first studio album Drenched Lands (2009). Masters of layering, The Crystal World finds the group manipulating tones and textures that transport the listener to an apocalyptic wasteland. At times, the layers are serene and somber, at other times they are chaotic.

The Crystal World is Locrian’s essential release, finding the band creating a sound all of their own. A sound that evades simplistic analogies to black metal, power-electronics, noise, or other categories. This is the album that will stun fans of the bands previous works with how far the group has come from their early releases.”

Stream the album below, sans the nearly hour long track Extinction, available only on the CS/CD versions.

Tabs Out Cassette Podcast | Shingles – Tone Colors Vid

Shingles – Tone Colors Vid
6.9.14 by Mike Haley

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This isn’t news. Shit, it’s not even new. But I just saw it, and thought it was great, and I think you will too (I didn’t rhyme that on purpose). What we have here is a 2 minute video “made” by Jesse Derosa (Grasshopper/Baked Tapes/Twizzlers enthusiast) for an unreleased Shingles jam called Tone Colors. Shingles being Jesse’s next-level solo project. The video isn’t even for the entire cut, just a portion of it, but it’s still great. I’ve watched it about 20 times in the past 24 hours and I liked it every time. I don’t know, maybe I’m an idiot…

The footage is from the 1984 Lucio Fulci flick The House By The Cemetery. Watch it.

Tabs Out Cassette Podcast | Now Serving Snow Broth

Now Serving Snow Broth
6.5.14 by Mike Haley

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From All In The Family came The Jeffersons. Happy Days begat Mork And Mindy. Now Rotifer Cassettes is getting into the spin off game with their latest endeavor Snow Broth. Described as “a big puddle of art, music, and the written word”, Snow Broth launched with two cassette releases and a grip of kaleidoscopicly appetizing prints for sale.

The cassettes, both pro-dubbed and editions of 100, are breezy, outsider-vacation soundtracks by Low-Key and Euglossine. Available for a $7 grip, complete with digital download access through unique codes. The Low-Key (aka: L.A.’s Mychal Alva) jam is a C20 titled “Soft”. Tristan Whitehill’s Euglossine release is a 50 minute long-player called “Tropical Popsicle”. So juicy. Dig into some samples……. Here! Go!

Over in the Broth’s Art Shop you’ll find a bunch of limited, yumyum-based, brain melter collage prints by Juli Toro. Nutty amalgams of flowers and foodstuffs in smallish editions, available in the $15 zone, with names like Shramp, Puddin’, and Ham Stack. Cue the image in your head of Homer Simpsons drooling and saying “Mmmmmmm. Haaaam Staaacks”. Suitable for framing/eating.

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Head on over to Snow Broth’s home on the net to dig into the newness and keep track of future activity.

Tabs Out Cassette Podcast | Are You One Of God’s Powers?

Are You One Of God’s Powers?
6.3.14 by Tabs Out

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Calling all weirdos. We’re putting together a cassette compilation to be released as part of our Subscription Series based on that crazy ass picture right above this text. Ya see it? Of course you do. How the fuck could you miss it?? The name of the compilation will be GOD’S POWER and we want everyone to submit a track. Here is all you gotta do.

1. Pick a name for your project/band/whatever from the list on that sign.

  • Gonorrhea
  • Strong Penis
  • Bilhazia
  • Piles
  • Typhoid
  • Diabeties
  • Stroke
  • Waist Pain
  • White Hernia
  • Headache
  • Malaria
  • Night Witches
  • Smelling Mouth
  • Opposite Electrician

2. Create any sort of track your heart (or strong penis, or smelling mouth) desires. There are no restrictions on styles, lengths, file formats, etc… You can do ANYTHING you want. This isn’t exactly the most intellectual of endeavors, so get as fucking weird as ya’d like to get.

3. Give the track a title and email it to us (contact@s935781125.onlinehome.us)

That’s it. You’re done! After we get tracks for every name listed the Tabs Out team will sort through them and pick our favorite for each one, and that will be the final comp. There is no deadline or limit on how many tracks you can submit. Send in 5 for White Hernia. Send in 2 for Waist Pain and 4 for Malaria. Fuck, send in a track for each name. It doesn’t matter. This is a chill undertaking and will hopefully be pretty fun for all involved.

Everyone who ends up on the cassette will get a copy, along with all the currently enrolled Chrome Donators at the time of it’s release. Go!

Tabs Out Cassette Podcast | Who/What/When/Where/Why Is Plastik Tonez?

Who/What/When/Where/Why Is Plastik Tonez?
5.30.14 by Mike Haley

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I’m a big supporter of the peculiar and weirdo-ambiguous shit that pops up on the net. Like those 11 second bleepzoid shape videos on YouTube or the heyday of Horse ebooks. It’s a swell time. I also enjoy (spoiler alert) cassettes. So I was somewhat intrigued when back in May I started receiving cryptic emails from Jehu & Chinaman with subject lines like P̡̲̟̭L̀A̶͢͡S̶̀͜T͝͝I̷̵͘͢K̸͜͠͏ TOṈ̹͇͔̼E̡̡͝Z̸̀͟͟͝ ? and P̩͓̺̺̼̱̬LͅA̡̛͛͂́S͎̥͍͚̼̩̳TIK͏́͘͝͡ TO̡͟͜͡Ǹ̶̢̡EZ̶ ? with even less information in the body. Random (at least to me) images and “SOON” was pretty much all that was being transmitted. Truthfully I was less intrigued and more annoyed, assuming that someone Heartbleeded the shit out of J&C’s email account and was bogging me down with a bunch of glitched out spam. Then, wouldn’t ya know it, a cassette tape was released proving Plastik Tonez to be a series of some sort.

That tape, the first in the series, is by Justin Wiggan. A dude known for his Roadside Picnic project. It was (I say “was” because apparently copies were gone in about an hour) titled Sheer Heart Attack and made in an edition of just ten copies. All the impending installments will also be dubbed in the same dwarfed quantities and, as their Bandcamp says, “ONCE THEY’RE GO̡͐̿ͨNE =̵͊ͫ̈͟ THEY’RE GO̡͐̿ͨNE.”

Label exec Steve Dewhurst isn’t announcing any of the upcoming tapes in the PT series, but says there are clues lingering if you look. “You can work out what the tapes will be [if] you can be bothered to decode certain elements.”… Whatever that means. This all comes across very LOST-like to me. Hopefully we don’t find out that all the tapes were blank the entire time and Locke didn’t have to push the play button every 108 minutes. Here is one of the videos “promoting” Plastik Tonez #2. Have a blast figuring out what it is.

You can keep up with Plastik Tonez’ obscure communications through Facebook and the Jehu & Chinaman site.