Tabs Out

Puppy Pregnancy Syndrome Could Win Ya Some Tapes
12.11.13 by Mike Haley

Puppy Pregnancy Syndrome is a psychosomatic illness in humans brought on by mass hysteria. People suffering from this condition believe that shortly after being bitten by a dog, puppies are conceived within their abdomen. This is said to be especially likely if the dog is sexually excited at the time of the attack. Victims are said to bark like dogs, and have reported being able to see the puppies inside them when looking at water, or hear them growing in their abdomen. It is believed that the victims will eventually die – especially men, who will give birth to their puppies through the penis.

That is just one of the 4,398,518 articles that can be found on Wikipedia, and an example of what could possible win ya some tapes from Patient Sounds. They are giving away three bundles of cassettes. All you have to do is email them (INFO @ PATIENTSOUNDS . COM) a link to a good Wikipedia article. The most interesting, funny, and weirdest ones, as judged by the Patient Sounds staff, will win. US residents only. International folks will win free MP3 downloads for submissions. The packages include jams from Nate Henricks and Wrecked, both of which you can check out below.

Some Limited Sunshine Before Winter
12.9.13 by Mike Haley

Winter will officially begin on Saturday, December 21st, but right before that happens Sunshine Ltd will be dropping two burners to warm things up a bit. Available on the 20th will be a split between Villages & Grant Evans and a solo cassette from Finish tape looper Olli Aarni. Now, I may be a smidgen biased as to the awesomeness of these tapes, considering the 20th is my birthday and all three of these artists remixed a Motion Sickness of Time Travel cut for the remix tape Tabs Out made, but probably not. Sound samples below will settle that. Plus, Sunshine Ltd’s attention to detail when it comes to presentation is always on target. Just take a quick scope through their past releases. I’ll wait………..

You see what I’m talking about? These two jams wont be packaged in the usual letter pressed Brad Paks that S-Ltd has been crushing with lately, but instead they will come in 5 x 5″ paperboard boxes with printed art and inserts. I bet the dopeness factor will still be off the charts though.

The split will be a C41 in an edition of 50 copies. 75 copies of a C42 for Aarni. Both will come with download codes. Grip some samples now and keep an eye on their site for copies.