6.1.13: 2013 MID-YEAR LABEL ROUNDUP
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You can get anything on the internet. Music that hasn’t even been recorded yet is probably on someone’s blog ready to be downloaded. Or, if you got that Twitter-hype, it’s currently streaming on Pitchfork. Couple that with recent US postage increases and you would think that no one would bother doing a cassette label anymore. That obviously isn’t the case. Through all of the hurdles and hiccups, most notably the Mayans coming after us with all they had, there are tons of cassette labels. True, some aren’t worth their weight in unspooled tape, unless you are the kind of person who digs something dubbed on a cassette found in the library dumpster and packaged in a used Whopper box. But stacks and stacks of tapes are being released by people putting mad amounts of time, thought, creativity, energy, and moo-la into them. Enough that we at Tabs Out thought we would take this half-way point of 2013 as an opportunity to go over a few that we think have been straight multi-level destroying it as of late. Out of all the cassette heads out there doing sick things, we narrowed it down to nine of our current favorites. Here’s a few thoughts on them and a sampler of their offerings. Enjoy.

 

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THE CENTIPEDE FARM
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Back in 2007 Charles Hoffman (or Chuck if you nasty) started using the name The Centipede Farm to put on CDr releases for his solo material and band’s he was involved in like Distant Trains, The Cactus Rats, and Radio Dramamine. It was just last March that he gripped a 1-to-3 Telex Copyette from Workerbee Records and started releasing cassettes for other artists. The first non-himself jam The Centipede Farm released was Mascara’s “Budapest/Chicago” and now the Des Moines, Iowa label has about 20 cassette releases under it’s belt. Centipede Farm cuts are limited (like 25 or 35 copies) and can be snatched up for $5 a pop. They’re a self-described “DIY homebrew cassette-loving music label & distro” and put out rad tunes but don’t take themselves super serious, which can be pretty refreshing. The Mahler Haze “Lupus Dei” cassette from late last year (now sold out) is a perfect example of The Centipede Farm’s dedication to awesome audio zones and, judging by the artwork (which I love), being a totally laid back operation. Full disclosure: theyrecently did a tape for Dave’s project Vales.

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The quote “What’s she gonna be? A shoe salesman on a centipede farm” is on the top of TCF’s site. A quick Google turned up references to the movie Catch Me If You Can so I asked Hoffman if that is where the name came from.

“I sometimes claim it is, but even though I had seen that movie before picking the name, I didn’t remember that line of think of the movie when picking the name, and only came across that later. I think I did come across the phrase “shoe salesman on a centipede farm” in some other context though in the meantime, on some business blog. But the way I came up with the name was that my old house up in Waterloo had a lot of these house centipedes crawling around in it, those creepy brown ones, you find them in basements and stuff — we had them like crazy, and they would get really big and fat too. I’d been repulsed and fascinated by these things since I first saw them probably at high school age, and I started researching them online. Turns out they feed on things like spiders and termites, and termites were a known issue in our neighborhood so I got this funny idea that someone could raise these centipedes and sell them as termite control, which led to me joking that we were running a centipede farm. I was at one point going to call the label/blog/whatever Spider City, but Centipede Farm seemed like a cooler twist on that.”

Recommendations:
Nyhos s/t
moulttrigger “Birds”
Abortus Fever “Injury Metabolism”

Coming Up:
“I’ve got another Moulttrigger album that needs to get out soon, and have been thinking of putting out some guitar duo improvisations that a couple of my friends recorded in 1995 as Cottonwood. Also being planned is an interesting and fun release for Captain 3 Leg and a split tape between a new project by the guy from mhz_ and someone called oqsk.”

 

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DOG DAZE TAPES
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Portland’s Dog Daze recently popped up on the Tabs Out radar when they released a s/t C41 by a project called Twins. Twins is the brainchild of Cole & Shane, the masterminds behind the CGI Friday label and the tape was packaged to mimic a VHS copy of the classic Schwarzenegger / DeVito film of the same name. side note: I had a similar idea for the duo I (Mike) do with Dave called Roped Off where we would recreate the cover of Twins dressed up and posing like Arnold and Dan, but this is way better (and they actually did it). After checking that tape I dug into Dog Daze and was sorta taken off guard as to how legit they were. Not that spoofing 80’s cinema isn’t legit, but that and the animated dog putting on sunglasses logo (a take on the “Deal With It” meme) sorta had me expecting to see similar goofballitude going on in the DD ranks. Not the case. The label’s inaugural release from 2010 was a C55 from the Brooklyn experimental unit Excepter called “Maze Of Death”. They have also released two cassettes by Marnie Stern including the tape version of her massive LP/CD on Kill Rock Stars “Chronicles Of Marnia”. Benjamin P Parrish, the man behind the controls at Dog Daze, interned at the Kill Rock Stars offshoot 5RC back in 2003 and started working at KRS in 2005 doing art/web shit for the label.

It should be noted that the Twins tape wasn’t just a glitch in the Matrix. Other shit gets mucho-weirdo around these parts, and if you need proof, jam the recent Cotton Candy “Off-The-Hook & Out-Of-Control” tape (“Salad Shooter!”),

Recommendations:
Twins s/t
Marnie Stern “Chronicles Of Marnia”
Occasional Detroit “Down South”

Coming Up:
“nothing i can announce at the moment…”

 

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EIDERDOWN RECORDS
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There’s a ton of new shit happening right now that I’m excited about. There’s also a ton of new shit happening right now that I’m NOT very excited about. What else is going on? Don’t know… There’s a ton of shit happening right now that I don’t know about. Some of it I would probably like to know about. Some of it I would rather not know about. Some of it I would probably kind of want to know about but I would regret knowing about it later. Some of it I would probably tell you I don’t want to know about but I’ll go home and Google it later (shout out to looning). Now that you know that I know about some stuff, and like it, or dislike it, or don’t know if I like the things I don’t know about, here’s a little something about one of the things that I do know about and that I am glad I know about: Eiderdown Records out of Seattle WA.crem

Headed by Adam Svenson, this label started back in 2011 but was just made known to me this year thanks to a few super bangers that came our way through the Tabs Out mail bag. I took a couple of those bad boys home on looks alone (wouldn’t be the first time, gents) thanks to the stunning eye popping art by Max Clotfelter, who handles all of the art at Eiderdown. The covers are perfectly silk screened with Clotfelter’s artwork, which could be described as a mixture of Chris Pottinger (Tasty Soil) and Brian Chippendale of Lightning Bolt’s styles, saturated with color. The sounds didn’t disappoint either. In fact they blew my brains out all over the floor and chair. They currently sit at the tippy top of my list of top tapes this year and I really don’t see them being knocked off. They are like the short fat kid that shows up at the playground to play king of the mountain. Once he gets up there, just pack it up and go home cause he isn’t coming down till dinner. One of the tapes in particular is a husky, red-headed mother fucker with a spaghetti stain all over his Batman shirt. Which tape you ask? Well, there are certain things you know, and there are certain things you don’t know. Some things you want to know and can’t, other things you don’t and can find out, and there’s also things you can and can’t. I’ll probably tell you at the end of the year though on some sort of list or a series of names or other items written or printed together in a meaningful grouping or sequence so as to constitute a record. So a list. What I’m saying is that we’ll probably make a best of 2013 list and Eiderdown will rep for sure.

Recommendations:
Ecstatic Cosmic Union “XCU”
Datashock “LiveLoveData$”
Planets Around The Sun “Cosmic Job”

Coming Up:
“Endless Caverns (solo guitar by Matt Lajoie from Herbcraft), Half High (ambient ghost voice creep from Australia…project of Matthew and Lucy from Naked On The Vague)”

 

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FIELD HYMNS

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I talked a bit about Field Hymns in the May Tape Of The Month feature so some of this may be a bit redundant, but totally worth it, because they are quite the exceptional operation. In the last four years Portland’s Field Hymns has deployed just under three dozen jammers of the cosmic variety, including a tape by Bastian Void that we humbly thought was the most exciting tape of 2012. Dylan McConnell has a penchant of tickling the cremeyes and ears with his releases. His artwork is a geometrical space race of shapes, colors, and extreme attention to detail. The recent Cremator tape (FH034 “Alpha Ralpha Boulevard) is a solid starting point to get what I’m saying (pictured here). Notice the tiny little astronaut floating about? Yeah, me too. And for whatever reason it makes me so happy.

In addition to the amazing synth stylings of Cremator, their 2013 output also includes The Cats’ Orchestra “No Keys”, Regular Music “Ruins”, Black Hat “Covalence” (the aforementioned tape of the month), and PLVS VLTRA “Yo-Yo Blue” with plenty more on deck. Oh yeah, digital download codes come with each tape if you wanna digitize the analogs. You know, for the person on the go.

Recommendations:
Black Hat “Covalence”
Nodolby “Aftermath / Inception”
Bastian Void “Fluorescent Bells”

Coming Up:
“Giant Claw, Oxykitten, Lazercrotch, Mattress, Holy Sons, Black Unicorn, Cane Swords”

 

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FIELD STUDIES
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Field Studies is the baby of  Chicagoite… Chicagoin… Chicagoinian…. this dude who lives in Chicago named Eric Hanss. The first releases on the label I gripped were a split between Eric’s project Floating Gardens and Ben Billington’s (drummer from Tiger Hatchery) solo endeavor Quicksails and a C20 named “Arrival” from Athens, Greece cosmonaut Lunar Miasma. Both the sounds and look of the tape snagged my attention big time. The super-clean fieldstudiesjappearance is totally remarkable in it’s simplicity. The covers for Field Studies tapes are basically unaltered (except for the  occasional horizontal white line or small amount of text) pictures from 1970’s science textbooks. The spines are consistent with their minimalism as well with only project name(s) in the same font (Garamond Bold Oblique to be specific). If any of this sounds familiar, it’s because it was mentioned back in March when the Alan Gesso cassette “Obliscence” was named Tape Of The Month. Other than the Gesso jam, the only tapes that have been released in 2013 from FS were from Lee Tindall’s project Zerfallt and a Daniel Wyche C20 called “A Judicious Observation Of That Dreadful Portent”, but they are both beasts.

It’s not a numbers game over at Eco Purity HQ, the home base of the Field Studies. Or, you know what, let’s call it the Hanss base just to be funny… Unless that’s not funny… Okay, home base it is. Like I was saying, it’s not a numbers game. It’s quality over quantity.  Even though Hanss has only dished out a baker’s dozen, he keeps the oven hot. Out of the three cassettes released on 2013 two of them were on our Top 25 of 2012 list (#3 Brett Naucke “Home By Now” and #21 Bil Vermette “Archives I”). That’s an intense average.

Recommendations:
Alan Gesso “Obliscence”
Bil Vermette “Archives I”
Zerfallt “Ritual Systems”

Coming Up:
“Releases from Lens, Journey of Mind, Kyle Landstra, Tholian Web, and a Golden Donna/Floating Gardens split (all on tape) are all slated for 2013, more in the works.”

 

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LA COHU
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La Cohu is a fresh one. Started just last year by Charles Barabé and based in Victoriaville, Quebec, this dude wasted no time at all dropping bomb sauce all over my ear burritos. We’ve played a few charlesof their flying saucers on the show including Ala Vjiior and a cut from Charles Barabé himself called “Taches” that I’m still recovering from. La Cohu has my vote for most beautiful label aesthetic, maybe ever. (put some pictures here. and don’t type text that says “put some pictures here”, but place some actual pictures of La Cohu tapes in the article. you typed all of that out, didn’t you?) See that red strip on the left hand side of the cover where Charles Barabé is written? I fucking love that strip. Wanna know why? Cause it comes off! There are separate pieces of paper on top of the Jcards that wrap around like those Obi strips on Japanese import CDs. It includes the front, spine, and back flap. A removable spine of sorts. It’s an idea I’m jealous I didn’t come up with. Too late to steal it. Oh well.

Seven of La Cohu’s 14 releases have come out this year and include names like Jean-Sébastien Truchy, Mor†, and ALA VJIIOR. Editions are small. Somewhere in the one to two dozen range, and all soooo worth grabbing up.
So that’s all I got to tell you. Now you know those things. Now go do yourself a solid by visiting your local noise tape super center and grab some shit from these fine labels in the freezer section.

Recommendations:
Charles Barabé “Taches”
Dr. AQ and the Nurses “Satanic Stones”
By Sid “Blutigen Berges”

Coming Up:
“Sunny Dunes, Vales, Chapels, Forming…”

 

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ORANGE MILK

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Even if you only occasionally listen to Tabs Out then you most likely have heard us gushing over this label. Seth Graham and Keith Rankin started pouring the Orange Milk three years ago and their 2013 productivity has put our brains through a Breville 800JEXL Juice Fountain Elite 1000-Watt Juice Extractor (or similar product). A half-dozen batch started off the year with releases from Weather Exposed, Piper Spray, Dozens, Foodman, Henry Dawson (Seth’s project), and Lafadki (the tape that shirtkicked off our Tape Of The Month series). Their aesthetics, executed by Keith Rankin (also known for this Giant Claw alias), is absurd. Keith’s visuals mold elements of 70’s and 80’s video game art with what people in the early 90’s thought the late 00’s were gonna look like. Think The Lawnmower Man and the cover for Berzerk for Atari and you’re half way into the visual cortex of dude’s dome.

The artist selection going down at this bi-city (Brooklyn, NY / Columbus,OH) operation will make your head spin. Some seriously intense synthesizer music, astral drone, and vapor wave cuts are all making the rounds. I remember when I first heard the Pajjama tape calling up Joe B to play it for him over the phone. It obviously didn’t translate, but I was so excited and couldn’t hold out. The latest two from Orange Milk are cassettes from CHASMS and Joe Bastardo’s (Bastian Void/Looks Realistic) solo project Homeowner, which should probably take home Jcard of the year if anyone decides to assemble such a list.

Oh yeah, They just made up shirts that none of us here at Tabs Out could pull off (maybe Dave, but not in public). They look super tight though, so you should probably grip one up. *note* in the few day

Recommendations:
Lafidki “Absynthax”
Teamm Jordann “Champion”
Foodman “Shokuhin”

Coming Up:
“Phork, Cream Juice, Pajjama, Christopher Merritt, Ventla, Luxury Elite, Ryan Emmett, Jerry Paper”

 

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SICSIC
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One of the most active and heady labels in this, the year of the snake, is Germany’s SicSic. Head honcho Daniel Voigt has been running the label since 2009 and has released just over 50 tapes. As of late it seems like at every turn they have a new batch available, and they aren’t just pumping them out for cassettes-sake. The dozen releases they have dropped thus far highlight some dazzling, talented artist without a whammy in the bunch. Some personal highlights include the brilliantly designed and executed double cassette from Pierrot Lunaire titled “This Love Of Mine” (packaged in those double high Norelco packages we love so much), the Cray “Digest 54” C62 that is getting constant plays over here at Tabs Out HQ, and a jaw-dropping glacial slider from Former Selves. It’s one of those labels where releases don’t hang around, so if you wanna grip, ya gotta grip quick.SETUP_SICSIC

SicSic doesn’t just present the adeptness of audio artists, but also utilize the talents of some of the awesome visual craftsters. Every release has it’s own look and feel. Whether it’s the Expressionist work of Christian Schoppik seen throughout the catalog or the M. C. Escher-through-gelatin-glasses cover for the Motion Sickness Of Time Travel’s “Oust” by Marko Martini, The Jcards are a good time. They are also hand numbered if that’s your thing.

In addition to the drones and groans on tape, SicSic is dubbing freebies called “SicSic Recipes – A Kitchen Tape Series” that are thrown in when people preorder full batches. You can find out more about them in a feature we did a few weeks ago called Meals On Reels.

Recommendations:
Former Selves “Calico Sunset”
Cray “Digest 54”
Pierrot Lunaire “This Love Of Mine

Coming Up:
(from a recent Facebook post)
sicsic055 – Asio Otus / Innercity – Split
sicsic056 – Headboggle – Hillboggle
sicsic057 – Space Habitat – Rising Interiors
sicsic058 – Suspicion Breeds Confidence – Grafamen
sicsic059 – Afterlife – Sensory Overdose
sicsic060 – Buchikamashi – Superbrain

 

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TRANQUILITY TAPES

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Tranquility Tapes is no stranger to lovers of new-school synth chillers. Since 2010 the brother/sister duo of Franklin and tranposterCaroline Teagle have been involved in producing some beyond-spectacular sounding and looking cassettes from way to many to list, including their own Afterlife and Imperial Topaz ventures. The uniform artwork for the label is some of the best in the game. Hand drawn, abstract sketches glossed with bright colors and gradients make an  impressive appearance on all of Tranquility’s output. Who does the artwork, however, is shrouded in mystery. That’s a joke, it’s Caroline (check out Episode #24 if you wanna “get” that) and she had this to say about her process of creating the designs.

“Sometimes I listen to the artist before I start drawing patterns or sometimes I just start drawing lots of different ones and decide later which feels most evocative of a particular artist in a batch of releases. I draw everything with pen which gets scanned in and manipulated in Illustrator and in Photoshop where I add the color. My stuff often looks sort of brutish but I spend a really long time on these little drawings. There are a lot of little lines and it becomes sort of an obsessive thing for me. They’re usually a little bigger than the actual Jcard size but not by a lot, I just scale them down.”

The first half of 2013 has proven to be a stellar one for the Teagsters (that’s what I call them, I call them the Teagsters) with nine tapes, and another batch around the corner, already seeing the light of day. Jean-Sébastien Truchy, Adderall Canyonly, Motion Sickness Of Time Travel, Dads Against Vietnam, and Emuul being part of that rad pack. The “Duets” C100 that came out last year was one of the best tapes of 2012 (#2 on our Top 25 of 2012 list) and follow up (“Duets II”) is on the way. All Tranquility Tapes are pro-dubbed and normally triple digit editions, but still tend to fly out the door. Everything is out of stock from them, but you can track down bits and pieces through distros.

On a non-cassette related note, late last year Tranquility Tapes hosted an 11-day event at John Zorn’s venue The Stone in NYC that Dave and I (Joe B bailed, duh) played and had a blast. Franklin spoke a bit about it in an interview we did last December on Episode #16.

Recommendations:
Kyle Landstra / Subtle Body split
Bedroom ‘Trans”
Jean-Sébastien Truchy “L’amitié”

Coming Up:
“V/A – Duets II, Roped Off – Roped Off Lifts the Invisible Tile, Afterlife – Afterlive”

 

 

note: The tape game don’t sleep, y’all. In the time between these fine labels letting us know what the future held for them, and us getting this up, some of those releases have come out. Hot new batches from Orange Milk Records (Phork, Christopher Merritt, Cream Juice, Maharadja Sweets, and Pajjama) and Tranquility Tapes (The Rainbow Body, Mr. Matthews, Parashi, Xanthocephalus) available now.

 

5.25.13: AH DUDE, WE’VE GOT A LOT OF TAPES
Jeff Fuccillo’s 90’s cassette label Union Pole has put their entire catalog of cassette tapes, 76 releases in total, online for digital download. You can grip everything for just a buck (or more if you are feeling generous). That’s right, 100 pennies. Twenty nickles. One quarter, two dimes, a postage stamp, and a kiss will get you hours and hours of classic cassette culture goodness from Action Pussy, Jackie-O Motherfucker, Neil Campbell, Coffee, Blowhole, Prick Decay, Emil Hagstron, Truman’s Water, Crank Sturgeon, and more than you can shake a dead keyboard cat at.

There are eight jam-packaged zip files, about 48 hours worth of material in all. Each side of a tape gets it’s own MP3.
Here is the link to download. Put your computer to work:
Union Pole cassettes – The Complete Collection

If you are so inclined you can also follow Union Pole on Twitter & Facebook.


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5.23.13: Tape Of The Month – May 2013

Field Hymns has graced us with three new cassettes, including the wall-to-wall vapors and thumps of “Covalence” by Black Hat, May’s Tape Of The Month. [Check It Out]

5.23.13: TAPE OF THE MONTH – MAY 2013
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ARTIST: Black Hat

TITLE: Covalence

LABEL: Field Hymns

LENGTH: C30

DUBBED: Pro

EDITION: 100

 

 

 

 

 

I lika’ the Field Hymns. Admittedly I discovered the Portland, Oregon imprint somewhat late in the game, the first nugget I heard being the Bastian Void “Fluorescent Bells” (FH029) cassette from last year that easily gripped the numero uno slot in our Top 25 of 2012 list. Since then I’ve kept tabs on (pun sadly intended. sorry) the label run by Dylan McConnell (aka Adderall Canyonly). Consistency is the name of the game here. Jonathan James Carr, Nodolby, Oxykitten, Grapefruit, Zac Nelson, and Boron, among many others have seen releases on FH. Some names I knew, some jumped completely out of left field for me, but the material and presentation of them all was remarkable and uniquely Field Hymnian. It was quite a pleasant surprise to find three new jams from the label show up in the Tabs Out mail room from Cremator, PLVS VLTRA, and what turned out to be May’s tape of the month, Black Hat.

insideNothing would bring me more pleasure to say that Black Hat is the solo project of Mr. Bean and leave it at that. But in the spirit of responsible journalism, and to avoid sending a ripple of confusion throughout the sea of Rowan Atkinson fanatics, I shall elaborate. Black Hat is the solo project of Nelson Bean from either Seattle, Washington or Oakland, California depending on your source. Besides a sold-out C30 on Debacle Records called “Spectral Disorder”, this appears to be Beans sole release. And it, my friend, is quite the ripper. A five-and-a-half minute percussive dark-shredder called “Ashe” kicks the “Covalence” party off with menacing thumps and an industrial-jungle of sound-sheets. Each throb, every shrill blast is an awesomely calculated penetration of sound that would make Einstürzende Neubauten break me off a piece of that Kit Kat Bar. After 66 seconds of what might possibly be conch shells and/or didgeridoos (I’m not exactly sure, but it definitely sounds like Ewok victory music) Black Hat finishes off side A with an uber-whimsical rain forest meditation called “Jaune”. The microscopic, friable details poured over the seven minutes is so thick I highly recommend busting out the headphones and zoning out. It’s a deep zone. Side B immediately cruises things back up to a ten on the broodingly hypnotic scale (BHS) with the unyielding pulse of “The Lattice And Cormorant”. Remember the veiny boss in the final stage of Contra for NES? Well, I’m thinking Nelson Bean managed to mic that thing in the final moments before it’s demise for this jam. The stand out cut on “Covalence” (and that is saying something) is the closer. “Singing Point” brings together all of the audio membranes laid out during the previous 20-some minutes; the mesmeric beats, the dustings of sound that are equally as primal as they are futuristic, the ominous sweeps of drone. All working together to create a 6-minute empyrean-dub baby sitter for your brain. It’s a rad tape. Did I mention that?

The visual aesthetics are also exquisite. Most (or possibly all?) of the artwork for Field Hymns releases are done by the main Field-Man Dylan McConnell who designs insanely brutal looking stuff under the name Tiny Little Hammers. His shit is way tight. The two panel Jcard here is black and white and printed on a glossy stock that gives the image a pretty sweet shine. A geometric, slightly Aztec-inspired obelisk of triangles if floating on the cover between wavy lines like it’s about to shoot through a black hole. That image is repeated on the inside of the cover and both sides of the cassette shell, imprinted purple on purple. The Field Hymns cobra logo is on the back flap along with hand numbering out of 100 in silver ink. Black ink is used inside to denote the digital download code, which is handed out with every Field Hymns release (sweet touch).

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Black Hat “Covalence” C30, and many other excellent releases, are available from Field Hymns for $6.00. Sound samples are abound, so click this link and dig in.

 

 

5.21.13: THIS JUST IN (AND WE’RE BACK)
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Jeff Daily, the dude behind the Austin, Texas cassette label Teflon Beast and frequent reviewer over at Cassette Gods, is working on a new bozo-style podcast that should have it’s inaugural episode up sometime next month (with your help).

The show, This Just In (And We’re Back), is going to concentrate on “funny, novelty, and just plain weird/humorous music on tape”. Not so much weirdo classic finds or thrift store scores, though if they fit the show they wont be turned down, but the main focus Daily is after is people creating new material to play on the show. Like all good ideas, this one was burrito based.

“One afternoon I got a text from a friend, Ted, who had this vision whilst eating a particularly spicy burrito. He started singing of spicy times. He’s in a duo called Plastic Uno (band). The two guys have been recording weird songs for a decade and I wanted to gather other weird tunes.”

Jeff is going to assemble all of the jams and curate the show, but says the hosts will be ever changing and anonymous. Dude used the word “enigma”, so it should add an extra layer of zoinkerness to it all.

For info on submit something for the show you can email teflonbeast at gmail dot com with the subject line “Podcast”.

Here are five of Jeff’s favorite “novelty” jams for inspiration. Watch, enjoy, and get to work!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jjiWS__Mp0

5.16.13: CASSETTE ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEMS
nesSo there I was, enjoying a nice quiet Wednesday or Thursday or whatever today is when this twit was tweeted on Twitter:

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So, I’m a busy guy. I don’t have a lot of time on my hands well with the stock market, Benghazi, and the current sport that is going on during this current sport season (Go Scorpions!) but I decided to click the hyperlink kindly sent from Rano Records anyways. Holy shit, am I ever glad I did.

Before I dive in here, allow me to lay some groundwork. The Tabs Out crew loves video game music. Devotees to the show may recall that Episode #22 opened up with some music from 1988 scrolling beat’em up Target: Renegade. Dave snagged the sounds off of YouTube, noting it was the music that was played on the game when you died and that he would die on purpose just to hear it. In the game, not in real life. In the same episode we played the audio-data from a ZX Spectrum video game cassette. A format we learned about a few weeks earlier on Episode #21 and began an obsession for us. Alright. With that said let me tell you about what I saw after I clicked on the above link.

A label from Bloomington, Indiana by the name of Auris Apothecary has done something that rivals with man walking on the moon, sliced bread, and slicing bread on the moon. They have released soundtracks from NES games on pro-dubbed cassette tapes! And not bands or noisers recreating retro video game sounds sort of like that band The Advantage. No, I’m talking about the game’s original soundtrack transferred from the .nsf files to tape. The cassettes are imprinted with the title of the game in an 8-bit font with the game’s logo on the cover of the Jcard. I’m getting out of breath just thinking about it, and I’m not even on the running pad. Here are some of the titles that are getting me extra giddy.

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My advise to you? Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A yourself and use all 30 of your lives to grip these jams up. They are $8.00 each / 3 for $21. Click here to grip, and let us know what other game’s soundtrack you’d like to see! – MH


UPDATE
: It turns out that this is the SECOND batch of NES soundtrack cassettes from Auris. The first group came out almost two years ago and included gems such as Zelda, Mega Man, R.C. Pro-AM, and Tetris! My mind just went from jello to jello with fruit in it.

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5.3.13: MEALS ON REELS – RECIPE TAPES FROM SICSIC
mealsonreelsThere is one universal truth for everyone who heads out on the road for an extensive tour. You gotta grub. Those Denny’s, Cracker Barrels, and various rest stop grease spots get real old, real quick. If you get lucky, a kind soul will take you in for the night and order up a few pizzas. While that should be EXTREMELY APPRECIATED (don’t be a jerk! you could be sleeping in the backseat of your ride eating a bag of Cheetos) it’s still basically junk food. That’s cool for the extra-admirable dude or lady who’s chilling in the comfort of their own home, but you’ve probably been eating junk for every… Fucking… Meal. And to quote the always brilliant Cookie Monster, that stuff “is a sometime food”. A mantra that is equally as ingenious as this one taken from SicSic‘s description for their new series of Recipe Tapes – “Traveling musicians need to eat, promoters need to COOK”. With that in mind SicSic Tapes and the Phantom Limbo booking crew are working on some cassettes aimed to get good eats into the bellies of traveling jammers. “Recipes – A Kitchen Tape Series”.

The inaugural meal (sicsic054) is for a red pasta sauce by Phantom Limbo’s Holger Adam. Besides some short intro/outro music, the recording on the C15 is Holger transcribing the recipe in English with a thick German accent.  “You need an onion. You need a small spoon of honey. You need 2 or 3 cloves of garlic”. It’s like something from the 80’s, when recipes on cassettes would be a futuristic vehicle for this sort of thing. The concept is straight up weird and useful at the same time. It’s like an experimental cassette that isn’t experimental at all, if that makes any sense. To get a bit of insight I spoke with Daniel Voigt of SicSic and Holger Adam over the electronic mail about the series.


TABS OUT
: Tell me a little bit of a back story. How did you come up with the idea and who is involved?

HOLGER: Under the moniker of Phantom Limbo we are setting up shows around where we live since early 2009. Johannes (who’s also doing a lot of artwork for SicSic) is doing most of the posters to promote the shows, Ronnie (also a member of Datashock and various other projects), Daniel and me are taking care of the booking and when it comes to cook for the bands we host it’s (mostly) me being the chef . When we hosted Former Selves, Tidal and two projects of close friends (Agnes Beil and Neu Getre) in November 2012 I got a message from Paul (Former Selves) soon after the gig asking about the recipe for the pasta sauce we had for dinner that evening. It was a nice gesture that Paul asked and I immediately translated the recipe and sent it over to Paul. Of course I told Daniel about Paul’s message. We had a laugh and I was joking around about recording bilingual versions of the recipe and releasing these on tape. It was just a joke, because I’ve never had any ambitions to record or whatever. But Daniel was hooked, immediately. He was totally into the idea of doing this and I was trapped, no way out. I should have kept my big mouth shut, but a few weeks after I found myself alone at home in front of a single microphone trying to record the recipes. (For 2 and a half years Daniel and me also did a monthly Phantom Limbo radio show which was fun to do – sitting in a studio having a few beers and talking bullshit in between songs, but that “recording session” was weird.) But, well, there it is: the first edition in the Sic Sic Recipes Kitchen Tape Series.kitchen

DANIEL: We are also happy that Moritz Finkbeiner, who is running the Waggon in Stuttgart, one of our favorite venues in Germany by the way, composed the perfect musical aperitif & digestif for the Kitchen Tape Series. Last but not least, Johannes Schebler created the artwork.

HOLGER: And since it’s a series of recipes the artwork for each new tape is supposed to be similar – only the title (cook/recipe/venue) and the picture (ingredients) in the frame will change, of course.

TABS OUT: Who else have you asked to participate?

DANIEL: I already asked some friends that are also promoting show in other parts of Germany. Since we like to visit shows and also traveling to play in other cities, these ties are are important – and meeting friendly people is always about hanging and eating good food, right.

TABS OUT: These are going to be free, Right? Just giveaways with orders?

HOLGER: I think it’s a good idea that the tapes are giveaways. SicSic is focused on music and the more informal character of the giveaway tapes suits the recipes, they’re sort of “backstage”, like meals on tour.

DANIEL: Meals on Reels! The plan is to give thise tapes away as a preorder item – so if people preorder the whole batch of tapes, they will get a cooking tape delivered with their order…first come first serve. I am not really sure how this will work out in the end, but I want to keep those tapes limited, we started doing 35 recipe tapes. Seems to be a good  number.

TABS OUT: Are the recipes going to be on the Jcard, spoken on the cassette, or both?

HOLGER: Yeah both, since my spoken English is somewhat unique, to say the least it’s good to have the recipe on the jcard, too!

DANIEL: It’s also good to have the j-card as an alternative shopping list when strolling through the supermarket.

TABS OUT: Do you do a lot of cooking?

HOLGER: When it comes to Phantom Limbo I do most of the cooking. But I’m not really into cooking as a hobby or anything. I’m aware that good food for musicians helps to provide good vibes and a good show.

DANIEL: Next question please…

TABS OUT: Any tour-meal horror stories?

HOLGER: No horror stories from touring, but as the Phantom Limbo chef I can be a pain in the ass for Johannes and Daniel when I get the feeling that I don’t have enough time to prepare everything correctly. I tend to be a control freak in the kitchen sometimes, but mostly a beer or two helps to ease my nerves.

DANIEL: Speaking of beers, as long as there are enough cold ones in the fridge, everything is fine.

TABS OUT: Any great meals you gripped on the road?

HOLGER: When I drove Ronnie & Ruth (Flamingo Creatures) around for shows with Limpe Fuchs I had some delicious homegrown food at Limpe Fuchs’ place where we stayed for three days. Tasty stuff from her garden, delicious!

DANIEL: Selfmade Organic Kvass and Vegan Borscht made out of freshly harvested ingredients from the field was definitely a highlight, while being a guest to a festival in Moldova. Not to forget the Swabian Käsespätzle (traditional cheese noodles) made by Moritz from the Waggon in Stuttgart.

 

The next batch of SicSic tapes is scheduled to be released sometime in June. Here is what the lineup is looking like:

sicsic055 – Asio Otus / Innercity – Split
sicsic056 – Headboggle – Hillboggle
sicsic057 – Space Habitat – Rising Interiors
sicsic058 – Suspicion Breeds Confidence – Grafamen
sicsic059 – Afterlife – Sensory Overdose
sicsic060 – Buchikamashi – Superbrain

Now, allow me to leave you with a recipe for Tabs Out Red & Brown Gnocchi.

16 oz package of Gnocchi
2 tbsp of Butter
1 cup of Walnuts
4 cloves of Garlic, minced
1 bunch of Fresh Spinach, torn
1/4 tsp of Salt
1/4 tsp of Pepper
1/4 cup of Parmesan Cheese, shredded
1 pint of Grape Tomatoes, sliced

1. Cook the Gnocchi according to package directions and drain.
2. Heat Butter in a large skillet over medium heat. Add Walnuts to the pan and cook until the Butter and Walnuts are lightly browned (about 3 minutes), stirring constantly.
3. Add Garlic and cook for about 1 minute, lowering heat to not let the garlic burn.
4. Add the Gnocchi and Spinach, cooking until the Spinach wilts (about 1 minute).
5. Stir in Salt, Pepper, and Parmesan Cheese.
6. Scoop into bowl and top with Grape Tomatoes.

4.25.13: TAPE OF THE MONTH – APRIL 2013
TAPEOFTHEMONTHARTIST: Horsehair Everywhere

TITLE: When Eyes Walk

LABEL: Goldtimers

LENGTH: C52

DUBBED: Pro

EDITION: 50

 

 

 

 

 

I felt like the Chicago imprint Goldtimers was gone for a long long time. As if they were the proverbial label who went out for a pack of smokes and some blank tapes to not return. But, as it turns out, it has only been about a year since they released a batch of goodies from the likes of Venn Rain, Former Selves, Kevin Greenspon, and wouldn’t ya know it, Me. Perhaps I was just being a tad bit impatient and needy for more golden goodness. Well, they are back with a handful of new cassettes from, among others, Seabat, Red Electric Rainbow, No Mind Meditation, and this little doozey that is our Tape of the Month for April,  Horsehair Everywhere.

insideI’ve avoided listening to Horsehair Everywhere because I was confusing them with the band Psychedelic Horseshit. I saw Psychedelic Horseshit play at a gig in Philadelphia a few years back and thought it was simply god awful (Disclaimer: I may be confusing Psychedelic Horseshit’ with another band as well. It’s extremely plausible, but I’m pretty sure I got it right.) and as a result dodged any Horsehair Everywhere releases that have crossed my path. Then Goldtimers released “When Eyes Walk” and I was able to scope the membership listed on the back flap of the Jcard. It was then clear; I had a classic noise-equestrian foul up on my hands and this was a totally different group of dudes. And a solid group at that. The Horsehair lineup is like a virtual super group, perhaps the Tater Totz  of noise dudes playing rock(ish) zoner jams. Hmmm. Unless Burnt Hills is the Tater Totz, which makes these guys the… Let’s go with… Atoms For Peace. I’ve never heard that band before, I just want Flea up in the mix here.

It goes down like this: Frank Baugh (who has dropped bucket loads of goodness under the moniker Sparkling Wide Pressure), Stephen Molyneux and Geoffrey Sexton (who both play under their own names), Lee Noble (who does the same, and is also head honcho over at No Kings Record Co), TJ Richards (whom I’m not really familiar with, so let’s him be Flea), and the Steelman brothers, little Caleb and big Samuel. It should be known that I’m not sure which one of those guys is older, or even if they are actually brothers. But you get the point, right? The septet recorded these 52 minutes in Nashville and Murfreesboro, TN in 2010 and 2011.

As I said a few sentences back, Horsehair Everywhere plays what would pretty much fall under the umbrella of rock music. It’s impromptu and loose, sometimes almost clumsy. As if all seven members are lying on the floor, feeling completely spent (even the drummer?  how does that work??), but slowly and surely they make killer patterns emerge. Moments where you can imagine everyone gradually standing up and looking at each other as if to say “Yeah, this is working. This is the one”. The form these moments evolve into runs the gamut. Sometimes there are tribal, rhythmic plunges, other times it’s more spacey, punk tooling around. Sometimes it almost reminds me of bits and pieces from Sonic Youth’s “NYC Ghosts & Flowers”. The stuff I’m digging the most on “When Eyes Walk” though is the more angsty (that’s a word, right?) manic jamming. With the spouting of quick, shrill vocals and a raw, post-whatever feeling it has a sorta 90’s DC/Ian Svenonius inspired vibe to it all. Totally all over the place tape and not at all what I was expecting. Try painting a room or cleaning up the backyard while you play this at a serious volume. Trust me, I did it. It helps.

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The Jcard is full color, double-sided, and vibrant. Molyneux took both photographs that are on it while spending some time in Thailand. The cover features the bright, ornate walls and ceiling of a temple along with the words “HORSEHAIR EVERYWHERE” and “WHEN EYES WALK” in black text on a white background. The photo on the inside is of a (random?) dude diving into a lake near Ankgor Wat with the band’s name, cassette title, and label name in white with a thick white border around the image. It’s a clean layout that pairs nicely with the cassette itself. The shells are clear with a gold foil inlay and a white imprinting. The imprint, which is text only and on both sides, reflects off the foil if you hold it just so. It’s a pretty tight effect, especially if your sorta stoned and have far to much time on your hands.

You can sample and pick up the  Horsehair Everywhere “When Eyes Walk” C52 from Goldtimer’s bandcamp page for $ix bone$. – MH

 

 

 

4.8.13: THE YEAR IN MISPRONUNCIATIONS

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If you’ve listened to the podcast at all during the first year you’ve probably picked up on two things. 1) We talk about and play cassette tapes. 2) We have a fairly rough time pronouncing pretty much anything. If your name isn’t “John Smith” or “Mary Johnson”, we’ve most likely mangled the hell out of it. If you named your project or label something with more than, oh let’s say, 6 letters, or ANY of those letters are an X or Q, forget about it. We fucked it up. I blame the current state of our education system. Either that or noiser’s habit of naming shit Xamblesav77l. I mean, come on now.

So here is a 10-minute montage of us screwing up names. Possibly yours. It’s by no means all of our blunders from year one, but it’s a damn fine sampling, with an intro from Brad Rose. Enjoy!