Phexioenesystems – Magenta Hyperhue
2.27.18 by Ryan Masteller
No I did NOT mean “phone systems,” thank you very much Google search engine. What, do you think you’re smarter than me just because you’ve retrieved 1,040 results in a fraction of a second? Well, guess what, Google search engine, I read too, and I don’t just skim over what I’m reading, I fully immerse myself in it, and I LEARN. Think you can outlearn me? Go ahead and try it. We humans are the bosses around here.
For now, anyway. Phexioenesystems, otherwise known as Dominic Thurgood on his bank statements (don’t ask me how I got fifty of his bank statements) might actually be dreaming of encounters with beings or, ahem, artificial intelligences in a post-human future. These dreams are manifest as synthesizer soundwaves that flit through your mind and possibly the visible spectrum, unless you’ve been dosed with some unexpected hallucinogen. [*glances around furtively; checks pulse*] The EQ meter on your soundboard merges with the aurora borealis that’s localized entirely within your kitchen, and then you realize you’ve moved your soundboard from the studio to the kitchen and it’s not even plugged in anymore. The sounds and the visions are coming from inside your own brain! Or the visions are anyway. Dominic Thurgood’s got the sounds covered.
As Phexioenesystems has proven, many times before and again now, is that we humans aren’t up to the task. We’ll be taken over by spider bots or whatever that crawl through cyberspace assimilating all the data they can get their greedy little code on. And now we know what music they like too.
They like Phexioenesystems. I thought that was clear. So before they’re all gone, make like a real person and grab one of 50 hand-numbered copies of “Magenta Hyperhue” from Soundholes. I got number 24! Lucky 24…